Breaking News - Dumb and Dumber

Two Rowan University students are facing criminal charges for stealing approximately 600 copies of a newspaper that contained information regarding their friends' recent drug bust.

According to reports, Daniel Martin, 19, and Thomas Khotinsky, 18, were recently snagged with nearly a half-pound of pot in their Rowan dorm room. The March 1st edition of The Whit, Rowan's on-campus newspaper, contained an article on the dou's demise. The two unnamed friends of the drug team evidently thought that they could help their pot-possessing friends avoid embarassment by putting the fix in on the distribution of the newspapers, so they went to the Student Center and swiped all the newspapers they could find.

Instead of quieting the story, however, the Jeff Spicoli wanna-be's ended up with more notoriety: prominent articles on the drug bust and the theft tie-in in the Courier-Post and the Philadelphia Inquirer.

And Chris's Blog.

In a related story, Rowan Police are reportedly working in conjunction with the Glassboro Police Department to investigate the recent steep decline in the purchase of rolling paper from area convenience stores.